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TheMinion.com promises pure sexual evil, the hottest pieces of ass trying to make it in porn, video downloads, photos and access to 20 sites for the price of one.
My Opinion About TheMinion:
You can never accuse The Minion of not being unique. There is some seriously freaky shit going down inside this site and if you love quirky, reality style porn and pretty girls getting fucked over by a fat slob who loves his food as much as pussy, then you've got it made.
TheMinion appears to be the only site in the Dog Fart network that isn't essentially interracial. There are another 19 sites included in this package and while two are gay, the rest are straight hardcore with anal, creampies, MILFs, DPs and almost everything else you can think of when it comes to niches. The network certainly covers a lot of hardcore bases. There are also some extras including live chats, personals, cartoons, 3D graphics and erotic stories with interracial themes.
There are 150 episodes, which I have to admit is amazing. It's not so much the amount of content that shocks me, it's the fact that the producers can actually find enough chicks to lick this dudes hairy balls and ass. I have nothing against big guys, but you know, if any guy is hoping to get me to lick whipped cream off his chest or any other part, then he better be shaving his ass. These chicks just don't seem to care, though. Some might find the content grotesque and this may very well be the appeal, even if just for shock value. However, I have been reviewing porn long enough to know that if it exists on the Internet, then it's because there must be a reason. In this case, aside from pure curiosity (similar to seeing a car accident, you just can't help but look) I think the site might appeal to some chubby chasers, particularly those into food porn. Also, the WAM element is here, although I wouldn't completely go all out and say that this is the main theme.
Anyhow, there appear to be monthly updates, although I did detect a few gaps where nothing was added. For example, there is a missed update for November 2010. Search features are decent enough, but it might be nice to search for specific hardcore action or kinks. Right now, you can search by model, date, ratings or you can use the keyword search if you want to find specific things from the entire network.
All of the videos have sets of around 200 photos. The pictures have a homemade appeal, as if snapshots, but there are certainly some images you will never forget. I know I won't be able to erase some from my memory. Joking aside, they are sharp and large 1200x800 photos that you can download in Zip files. However, there are also sets of screencaps and there are four-panel images, which means you can look at four pics at once. I'd prefer a slideshow, though.
Video quality may not be HD, but it is decent and there are loads of options. People using download managers shouldn't have a problem, and all downloads and streas are quick. Aside from Flash streaming videos, there are WMV (1560kbps, 640x480) downloads in full-length and these are also offered as eight to 10 minute parts and two minute clips in broadband and midband (1050kbps, 448x332). Additional MP4 and 3GP formats are offered for mobile devices including iPad/Tablets (1550kbps, 640x480) and iPhone/smartphone.
Similar to the photos, there is a homemade quality to the style. The Minion may not be Mr. Universe and he may not have the biggest dick around (condoms don't seem to fit on his teeny weeny), but he can get a piece of ass anytime he wants. He's actually kind of funny and each movie is quite different from the next. There is never a worry about dull or repetitive moments with The Minion. The guy is the first one to poke fun at himself and the first one to poke fun at some of the chicks, as well, after all, humiliating these hos is one of the things that gets this dude off.
Final Verdict:
The Minion is one very rare, um, gem? The girls are typically nice looking, but one wonders how desperate they must be to actually get down with The Minion. I'm not exactly sure how it fits with the rest of the interracial network, although he does look a bit ethnic, but there is a good amount of content in good quality and there is also the large network. In the end, The Minion is exceptionally original, but it's one of those sites that you will either love or hate. There is no in between.
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This Porn Site Review Was Written By:
Lauren
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